DONUTS
SO GOOD
IT HURTS
The crispiest, fluffiest, most illegal donuts in town. Zero regrets guaranteed.
"Life Changing"
FRESH FROM THE FRYER
The Homer
$4.50Classic pink strawberry glaze with rainbow sprinkles.
Choco Coma
$5.00Triple chocolate fudge with brownie chunks.
Blueberry Bomb
$4.75Fresh blueberry jam filling with vanilla frosting.
HOW WE ROLL
The secret sauce (actually it's glaze) behind the madness.
Real Dough
We use locally sourced flour and farm-fresh eggs. No pre-mix nonsense here.
Golden Fry
Fried to absolute perfection at exact temps for that crispy-outside, fluffy-inside texture.
Artistic Glaze
Hand-dipped and decorated. Our glaze artists are basically Michelangelos with sugar.
Boxed Up
Packed with care and ready to ruin your diet in the best way possible.
FIND YOUR
FIX
Use the map to find the closest source of happiness (and sugar).
The Sugar Shack (HQ)
Downtown Hole-in-One
Drive-Thru Delight
THE RECEIPTS
Don't take our word for it. Here is the paper trail.
DONOT
Official Receipt of Joy
10/24/2024 • #00184
"I literally cancelled my wedding cake and ordered 500 Glaze & Daze donuts instead. Best decision of my life. My guests are still talking about the maple bacon one."
Sarah Jenkins
@sarah_snacks
DONOT
Official Receipt of Joy
11/02/2024 • #00284
"Listen. I've eaten donuts in 30 countries. These aren't donuts. They are circular angels deep fried in clouds. The Choco Coma ruined me for all other desserts."
Mike 'The Mouth'
@mike_eats_everything
DONOT
Official Receipt of Joy
11/05/2024 • #00384
"I ran 10 miles just to justify eating two of these. Honestly? I would run a marathon for a third one. Worth every single calorie."
Jenny Wilson
@jenny_gym_rat